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Shrekchan minecraft server is now online! Cracked players also welcome! Version 1.7.9 and IP: shrekchan.org

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New greentext thread, because I'm tired of these stories flooding /shr/. Shrektexts outside of thread will likely be locked or deleted.

Please post your stories here!
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> Be me, Dick Cheney former VP
>Coming back from an erotic camping trip with my boyfriends
> Driving along a quiet county road in idaho
> I eventually noticed the faint aroma of onions hanging in the air
> It comforts me because it reminds me of Shrek
> The road is so dark
> But the smell went away after a while
> And I arrive in a small town
> I stop at a gas station
> Step inside to buy a coke
> The store owner eyed me with a hint of lust in his eyes
> The price on the label said 1.00
> But when I put a dollar on the counter the owner said "that wont be enough"
> I knew what I had to do
> The man smiled revealing his rotted teeth; I kneeled over and unzipped his jeans
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Welcome to the megathread for the minecraft server. Here you can talk, discuss, and showoff everything minecraft related. You can also make suggestions, ban appeals, and keep updated here.

About server: currently online, check here to see status. Cracked players are welcomed. The server is version 1.7.9 and the IP: shrekchan.org

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Am cri. I cannot connect :(

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I am new to the religion of shrek. Please teach me, in the ways of the Shrek.

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Does anyone actually read Shrektext anymore? The sticky really is just a Dam containing the storys so they don't flood this board. They aint so original now either.


I stopped reading them about 5 months ago

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As you know, I am fellow brogre. Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Us brogre have much slang. Most of the time, you quaads don’t know what we are talking about. So, I have created this dictionary for y’all to understand the language of Shrek.
Shrek: Our Lord and saviour Shrek. A green ogre full of layer. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Fiona: Shrek’s wife. He would love to put his big green ogre shrock inside her.
Donkey: Shrek’s sidekick in crime. He is a black man.
Farquaad: Stupid prick that everyone hates. Dresses in red like an absolute fag.
Brogre: A follower of Shrek, a lover of Shrek.
Hogre: A female follower of Shrek.
Dreck: What faget farquaads like to call our Lord.
Drek: An evil blue anti-brogre who lives in a bog.
Terk: A red anti-brogre that lives in a quagmire.
Derk: A pink anti-brogre that pretty much failed overall
Godzilla: Another antibrogre lizard tripfag
Jimmy Neutron: Anti-brogre faget
Fungus: antibrogre fail
Purple Flurp: my favourite antibrogre
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pfft, what a newfiona



What the fuk
This is that Oliver kid that people keep calling me


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>Purple Flurp: my favourite antibrogre
>A soda

Smells new and fresh in here

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It was bound to happen at one point.


Yeah, it was inevitable. Oh well, I guess we'll all go kill ourselves now. Sigh.

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Have a shrektastic fathers day!


every year with this one


I saw that episode. I was to lazy to take a picture and post it here though.

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Shrek came into skype

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here's some original content in the name of the ogrelord



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Shrek is kill; Singham is lord



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