Friends, Shrekites, countryshreks, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Drek, not to praise him.
The evil that ogres do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Drek. The noble Donkey
Hath told you Drek was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously Drek answered it.
Here under leave of Donkey and the rest-
For Donkey is an honourable ass;
So are they all, all honourable asses-
Come I to speak in Drek's funeral.
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But Donkey is an honourable ass.Post too long. Click here to view the full text.