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Shrekchan minecraft server is now online! Cracked players also welcome! Version 1.7.9 and IP: shrekchan.org

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 No.400324[Reply]

New greentext thread, because I'm tired of these stories flooding /shr/. Shrektexts outside of thread will likely be locked or deleted.

Please post your stories here!
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 No.401780

>be me
>john cena
>in a match
>fighting Brock Lesnaer
>dude's a douche
>run out with my theme song blaring
>punch him
>attempt finisher
>kicked in nuts
>fall down
>brock walks to me
>'All Star' by Smash mouth plays
>crowd goes apeshit
>shrek drops through the celling
>swings Brock Lesnar by his vagina
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 No.401055[Reply]

Welcome to the megathread for the minecraft server. Here you can talk, discuss, and showoff everything minecraft related. You can also make suggestions, ban appeals, and keep updated here.

About server: currently online, check here to see status. Cracked players are welcomed. The server is version 1.7.9 and the IP: shrekchan.org

Previous poll:
http://strawpoll.me/2363039/
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 No.401734

nerds :^) lmao gtf



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 No.401791[Reply]

Some anti weed sit posted this
Thoughts?


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 No.401790[Reply]



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 No.401789[Reply]

I am Shrek

Get out of my swamp


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 No.401764[Reply]

I think my girlfriend might be a Farquaad how do I tell her?

 No.401787

Give her the ogre cock

 No.401788

stop roleplaying



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 No.401761[Reply]

Niggers

 No.401782

Eddie Murphy is black
Eddie murphy voices donkey
Donkey is Shreks best friend

 No.401786

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>>401782
Have you not seen the movies? Shrek HATES donkey and wants him to leave his swamp. Shrek is pro-white so fuck off anti-racist retard



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I know this isn't the right place to put this but I don't know where else to go.
>4chan may be kill
Moot is at a conference (with two SJWs) and he's in some deep shit because a girl killed herself
A lot of the old mods have been replaced with SJWs, and bans and 404s are flying everywhere. I just want to spread the news, plz no 404
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 No.401772

I don't understand who the hell is the girl and why did she try to off herself

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>>401756
mchan too? I find that hard to buy. All the other chans are hardly known.

 No.401777

>>401776
wait a sec, that's impossible. Mchan doesn't have mods.

 No.401781

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any more info on kassie washington?

http://i.imgur.com/kO4uUAD.jpg

 No.401785

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R/4chan if you're 2 lazy



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 No.401784[Reply]

Moot is drek


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 No.401778[Reply]

I'm going to be deletiing shrekchan.org in the name of fix it felix


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