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New greentext thread, because I'm tired of these stories flooding /shr/. Shrektexts outside of thread will likely be locked or deleted.

Please post your stories here!
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We all fucking know what that means you sick fuck.


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ayy b0ss

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What is this Puss in Boots username he seems to change personality in each post.
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>newfionas calling newfionas new


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>newfionas calling newfionas who call newfionas newfionas

>nice me mes guys




I know, right?


>A newfiona who proceeds to call someone who isn't a newfiona a newfiona who calls newfionas newfionas

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So when the fuck is the Shrekoning happening? We won't truly defeat the anti brogres until Shrek 5! Info please?

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I hXc 2-step to shrek
teach me some new moves for the swamp pit

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Post Shrek
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>and I'm never scared

lol faggot


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post donley


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Whoops I meant Drin kely lmao

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>I was 12 years old.
>I was with my family, driving to the movie theatre.
>My drek father and drek mother insisted that we see some drek-ass disney movie my drek sister wanted to watch.
>However, a new Shrek movie came out that I really wanted to see.
>I beg my parents to let me see it since it's my birthday.
>My family just calls me an ogreloving faggot.
>They can't understand the importance of gazing upon the great green ogrelord.
>I feel my heart sink into my chest.
>My eyes start to water, as the opening drekney credits start playing.
>Suddenly… the water in my eyes is accompanied by… stinging?
>A pungent Onion smell starts to flood the theatre as the movie blacks out suddenly.
>In the next moment, "All Star" begins booming on the theatre speakers, cranked to max.
>The music is so fierce that my drek family's skin peels off like… layers!
>I look astounded at the screen as it comes back on.
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Does anyone know where to find CBoyardee's videos? Powerful Bad Boys and Semper Games in particular
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>Holy hell you meme shitheads actually know cboyardee existed


Uploading them to Youtube ain't gonna do any good, he'll just take them down again. Some guy on /x/ is offering a much larger trades package right now, it would really be worth someone's while to dig up something he doesn't have


don't associate us chef-fans with the circlejerkers here
shrekchan was only good in 2012


I wonder what it would take to get him to do a Q&A here…


About 2000 years. Also that /x/ thread be dead, anyone here willing to trade anything?

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Some Shrek poetry for y'all, in response to the ogerly done greentexts of late.

Ode to an Ogre

My layers ache, and a drowsy numbness pains
My sense, as though of potion I had drunk,
Or smoked some dank swamp kush that drains
One minute past, and that the world was to roll me had sunk;
’Tis not through envy of thy layered lot,
But being too layered in thine layerdness,-
That thou, heavy-bellied Sultan of the swamp,
In some onion-scented plot
Of beechen green, and layers numberless,
Singest from Smash Mouth in mud-covered ease.

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Nice poem


Somebody Once told me
The world was gonna roll me
I aint the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kinda dumb
With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an L on her forehead


Friends, Shrekites, countryshreks, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Drek, not to praise him.
The evil that ogres do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Drek. The noble Donkey
Hath told you Drek was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously Drek answered it.
Here under leave of Donkey and the rest-
For Donkey is an honourable ass;
So are they all, all honourable asses-
Come I to speak in Drek's funeral.
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But Donkey is an honourable ass.
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Why do you need Shrek,
it is true we all need Shrek
Shrek is love and life

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