EVERYONE LISTEN UP!
Our very way of life is at risk.
Lately people have been spreading the way of Shrek onto other people, they educated them about our religion, our devotion and our beliefs in the Ogrelord Shrek.
At first, this was a good thing. People joined our religion and followed our way of life (eat 1 onion a day, pray to Shrek before going to bed, ect ect) but now, it has to stop as soon as possible.
It seemed like people really took our way of life and devotion of Shrek seriously, but I found out that they all just think that our lord is some sort of "meme".
They think it is like the "doge meme" (which actually was kind of funny but has gone completely to shit since it found its way out of 4chan and made it to 9gag and other shitsites).
Sooner or later, our religion, our way of life, will turn to shit because people think Shrek is a meme, because people don't take it seriously. It will end up like the doge meme, overused by 12 year old kids who think they are being funny and random and think they know the interweb.
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