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New greentext thread, because I'm tired of these stories flooding /shr/. Shrektexts outside of thread will likely be locked or deleted.

Please post your stories here!
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>It was a fine day in Shrek's swamp, the onion fields were in bloom and Shrek hadjust reshitted his mud pile and was getting ready for his shower
>As he took off his Smash Mouth towel he heard something coming from his towel, it sounded like donkey making his quips about waffles and Fiona screaming
>The naked Shrek burst through door only to find Donkey on top of his wife
>He grabbed the stubborn Jackass and ripped him in two with a mighty roar then looked down menacingly at Fiona
>"Please Shrek, I can explain" she pleaded loosening her asscheeks for what she thought was coming next
>"You know what they say Fiona" Said shrek then grabbing Fiona's tits
>"Once you go Donkey, you get no more green Honkey!" He roared then squeezing her tits until they popped like two green balloons
>He whipped out his 10 foot shrock and began to fuck her chest cavities
>He pushed his throbbing ogre dick out her mouth and shot loads of green swamp juice as he came violently
>Shrek fed the remains to Dragon and gave his hellspawn to Farquaad
>It's finally ogre

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Young Girls ♥


go away random pedo. we don't need you here.

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new track for all my brogres still trapped in the friendzone



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Pretty good. I'm feeling a light 8 to a strong 9 on this one.


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nice track bruh

i know that meem feel

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may the pig be sweet, and the swamp kush be loud


Nis meam

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shrek is bin layden


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stop him


die Drekobama/Spaceships

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Shrek is dead
Pig is future



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Nah fuck pigs, just a shitty meme forced by fagmin.

/420/ is the future…


Fuck off

Nice hair cut Bruh


I'm jus sayin the internet NEEDS another image board for junkies…



Ayy fucboi, recently found 15g of some dank onion. Hmu skype


you want to talk about pig? go to /oink/, Shroom. please.

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Shrek should have been in SSB4.

B = Onion throw
left/right + B = Tackle
Up + B = Fart Rocket
Down + B = Ground Pound

Final Smash = Roar

Assist Trophy = Donkey (babbles enough to make Mr. Resetti take note)

Stages = Shrek's Swamp, Dragon's Keep

Stage Music:
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A guide for newfionas
So you want to be in shrekchan, eh? You will more than likely notice that there are some who have names, some who have shitty names and some who put emails. You will probably hear the insult or word "newfiona" from time to time. This is a word that means someone who is new to the site. This word parallels with 4chan's "newfag". You yourself may be called this if you do something deemed faggy by the community. If you want to shrekchan, here are a few rules to follow:
1.Safe for work
Shrekchan IS a safe for work image board. Any hardcore porn or nudity will be removed from the site.
Lurking is simply observing a board instead of posting. Lurking can also be used by newfionas to learn about the site and get a general feel for things
3. >shrek related
Try to keep your post shrek related. Don't just put a shrek pic in it. Look to pic for reference. They don't all have to be about shrek but just keep it in mind.
4.Dont listen to ultra fags
Ultra fags are people who left shrekchan to go join ultrachan on 8 chan. They usually are pretty faggy about it and should be avoided.
Almost done. Tripcodes are a way to identify is a person is really who they say they are. They are that line of letters and symbols seen after someone's name. To make a tripcode put a # after your name (if you use one) and put another word. This will be your tripcode password.
6. Most importantly
DO NOT CALL/ACT LIKE SHREK IS A MEME. To us it is a community. A way. A life. DO NOT abuse that.
And there ya go. Have fun!
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I havent visited the ogrelord in a while, but today i burned some onions, listened to all-star, and played swamp simulater. Shrek is love, shrek is life


>Going full African on site.
>Puss in boots nwo shill.
>biggest newfiona to ever shitpost.
Keep posting I need this.


Fuck, i don't even remember being this new.
>abusing puss in boots
>thinking puss in boots is one person
>being offended by something on an imageboard full of complete wierdos
>continuing to abuse puss in boots as though it is one person and they are responsible for the shit all over shrekchan
>probably heard about the shitty shrek meme, found an empty website and went all feminazi
>getting offended because i called him a feminazi
>acting like someone is out to get you, as if someone cares

>You thought i had probably left the site for good didn't you?

I wish!
dude, give up. this >>402804 is what the site has become. Good on you for trying but… just let it die. come back to /ßøçˆå¬/


Wait, so this isn't just a shitty copypasta?


>not knowing that he's joking around
>being this autistc

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Only Shrek can time travel.


daily reminder I was the person who got that facebook page taken down.

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