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Shrekchan minecraft server is now online! Cracked players also welcome! Version 1.7.9 and IP: shrekchan.org

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New greentext thread, because I'm tired of these stories flooding /shr/. Shrektexts outside of thread will likely be locked or deleted.

Please post your stories here!
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Night 1
> be me
> farquaad non-believe of shrek
> take a job at some place called "Shrek the ogre's pizza onion
> night one
> no one would break into this place
> think it's weird that its a shrek themed resteraunt
> I hear my phone ringing
> its a message
Hello… I wanted to help you get settled in on your first night. I know this is a b-bit ogre-OVERwhelming! Overwhelming. First there's a greeting from the company… Let's see here…"Welcome to Shrek the ogre's pizza onion, a shrek-tastic place where onions and layers come to life. Ogretainment is not responsible for damage to dreks and fagquaads or shrexual expeiriences to brogers or brogresses. Upon the discovery of the death of a farquaad or drek worshiper the floors will be bleached and cleaned and all the gore touches will be replaced, and should there be a conversion from quaad to Broger or Drek to Broger, there will be an immense celebration and a possible shrexual expeirience." Now that may sound bad to is quads I know but there is nothing to worry about. Now, concerning your safety, the only real threat is that the possibly animatronic characters here may try to rape and kill you because they see us as dreks. So just avoid that Kay? Later#%^*#%^*-=
> ohshit.jpg
> check cameras
> Fiona is all I can see
> her eyes are
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Welcome to the megathread for the minecraft server. Here you can talk, discuss, and showoff everything minecraft related. You can also make suggestions, ban appeals, and keep updated here.

About server: currently online, check here to see status. Cracked players are welcomed. The server is version 1.7.9 and the IP: shrekchan.org

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Some Shrek poetry for y'all, in response to the ogerly done greentexts of late.

Ode to an Ogre

My layers ache, and a drowsy numbness pains
My sense, as though of potion I had drunk,
Or smoked some dank swamp kush that drains
One minute past, and that the world was to roll me had sunk;
’Tis not through envy of thy layered lot,
But being too layered in thine layerdness,-
That thou, heavy-bellied Sultan of the swamp,
In some onion-scented plot
Of beechen green, and layers numberless,
Singest from Smash Mouth in mud-covered ease.

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Away! Away! for I will fly to thee,
Not charioted by Rogen and his blunts,
But on the viewless wings of Poesy,
Though it is not much understood by these cunts:
Already with thee! tender is the night,
And haply Fiona is on her throne,
Cluster’d around by all her fairy-tale friends;
But here there is no light,
Save what from your films with the media sells
Through ogre done editing, and Drek redesigns.

I cannot see what brimstone is at my feet,
Nor what Dragons lie beyond my bridge,
But, in onion-scented darkness, guess each sweet
Wherewith the superb first film the mountains ridge
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Niggers. Niggers. Niggers. Niggers. Niggers. Niggers. Niggers. Niggers. Niggers. Niggers. Niggers. Niggers. Niggers. Niggers. Niggers. Niggers. Niggers. Niggers.

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Is it time for a new Shurk thread? Post evil red shreks.
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Shrek is the key to all of our dreams. Shurk is the key to all of our lives.
Shrek < Shurk


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The fuck down man


Lol i remember this from WAYYY back probly 2013 or 2012 god damn good times

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What if Shrek is a space alien?


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brettygood.com is streaming Shrek, get in!

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Post Shrek
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Pictures with those kind of backgrounds creep me the FUCK out and I'm never scared

Like, the dirty trailer kind of shit

It's probably just my subconscious still scared of when I was little and I'm afraid of myself living in this trailer idk

Dirty trailers always creep me tf out


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>and I'm never scared

lol faggot


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post donley

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Do the roar.


>Be you
>Be a faggot


>being a faggot
>calling someone a faggot and proceeding to say lel
shitty thread lol


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Found this on deviantart.
How does this make you feel?


shrek is piss

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