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Shrekchan minecraft server is now online! Cracked players also welcome! Version 1.7.9 and IP: shrekchan.org

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New greentext thread, because I'm tired of these stories flooding /shr/. Shrektexts outside of thread will likely be locked or deleted.

Please post your stories here!
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I meant drek for the demon girl, sorry for the misspelling

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Welcome to the megathread for the minecraft server. Here you can talk, discuss, and showoff everything minecraft related. You can also make suggestions, ban appeals, and keep updated here.

About server: currently online, check here to see status. Cracked players are welcomed. The server is version 1.7.9 and the IP: shrekchan.org

Previous poll:
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Good god, a minecraft server that has only shrek-chan users and nothing else

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>mfw no fiona

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We are onion.
We are layers.
We do not farqquad.
We are Shrek.


Shrekchan is official dead from cancer.


ass cancer


Ass cancer so deep that you would need new bowels to remove it.



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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Freddy Fazbear so much, I had all the merchandise and pizza
>I pray to Freddy every night before bed, thanking him for the Pizza I've been given
>"Freddy is love" I say; "Fazbear is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Freddy
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Freddy
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my Pizzeria."
>He grabs me with his powerful animatronic hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
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>being this funny

>implying you aren't some underage fag who thinks that going on le shrek imageboard is cool and makes you le master trole of 2014

"J-just stop picking on me, okay? It hurts my feelings… err… look! Here's some funny memes! Please laugh! Please! I-I insist!… Just… Just let me be… Please… ;_;"




Confirmed, he's 12.


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nice dubs btw

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So when I die should I have my family drink a tea made from my ashes to get anything on my will or have my body thrown out of a plane with me in a superman costume? Is there a way you want to be put to rest?


I want to have my ashes thrown over a swamp so I can be one with Shrek :')

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> my faec when ylilauta, kc, 4chan and everything else is blocked in my school but shrekchan isn't


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I know this feel.


i think that half of the people on 4chan are about 12 anyway

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kelly was here
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le bump face


Ill come back more powerful than you can possibly imagine


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< Our mighty army


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>do you even green text?

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I leave this here? I leave this here. #SHREKT

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