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 No.398112[Reply]

New /chat/ sticky.

Also, a news sticky. If someone is spamming then post your news here to ban them or whatever instead of shitting up the place even more.

/chat/ is usually for nigogre and I, but sometimes others join in. Cyrus is FBI, just saying.
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 No.399655

i wanna talk to that bitch nigga snoop



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 No.399677[Reply]

Post the shrek OC you have made

Here's an old one from ages ago
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 No.399679

>>399678
>shrek OC

 No.399680

I remember in the old /site/ sticky I made another Shrek OC where it was Shrek wearing a fedora and it said *tips fedora* below it…did anybody save that pic? I deleted it

 No.399701

File: 1406203687372.png (123.28 KB, 500x500, pig shrig.png)

lell

 No.399703

>>399701
"U-u-o-e-nn-o-uuh-UNYUNTH HATH LAYURR, THATHZ A WRAP, THOLKSS"

 No.399711

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>>399701
>le shrig pig



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 No.399503[Reply]

How the fuck did donkey impregnate dragon?
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 No.399507

Dark matter, black holes, what lies beyond the known universe.
There are many many mysteries.
Is there reincarnation, will we reach immortality, what myths are just figments of our imagination, and which are truly out there?
A donkey having sexual intercourse with said dragon would be unlikely to produce offspring, as they aren't of the same genus or even animal kingdom.
The question you asked, it's up there with all those other mysteries.

 No.399626

>>399503
I have hypothesised that donkey crawledinsidedragon'svaginaand came

 No.399657

very carefully

 No.399696

They must be the same egg group

 No.399710

>>399657
>>399696

nig plz
donkey is a dragonkin wearing a donkey fursuit.



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 No.399665[Reply]

Let's start with some typography
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 No.399670

File: 1406142671287.jpg (152.7 KB, 800x600, font shit.jpg)

meh this looks pretty shitty

 No.399676

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 No.399704

>>399670
Big fat ogre shit is love? Big fat ogre shit is life?

 No.399708

>>399704
most people do it in the bathroom

 No.399709

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 No.399690[Reply]

In this video, at 4:39, Cr1tikal asks Lord Farquaad if he liked being fisted. I think this says something about this individual. Cr1tikal was our greatest ally all along.

 No.399691

who?

 No.399707

Critifag is a fag. Leave.



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 No.399454[Reply]

I want nonon to eat onions while I watch
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 No.399697

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N-n-n-n-nonon

 No.399698

>>399697
I'm drunk but I'll admit

shes cute

 No.399699

>>399695
"I'LL STOP" - Hussein, compulsive liar, admitted weakling and failure, somehow still superior aryan

 No.399705

Shill la Shill was terrible

The plot was too convoluted. it should have been about a bitch who wanted to maintain order but then loses her way and begins to want power.

 No.399706

>>399482
A kamui must be worn like this for maximum efficiency. Get out pig.



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 No.399579[Reply]

please rate, looking for constructive criticism

no rudes
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 No.399647

>>399640
less boring

 No.399650

Is that an onion for Rumpelstiltskin?

 No.399683

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less boring oc

 No.399685

>>399683
boring

 No.399700

>>399683
sppoky
but boring



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 No.399616[Reply]

rate my cat
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 No.399641

>>399638
dude shut up u think ur lame ass cat is god or sumn stfu u lame ass nigga

fuck loopy too

 No.399643

>>399641
Hussein plz go

 No.399645

>>399643
LOL yeah nigga now ur gonna backpedal and call me hussein to make u feel betetr about loopy

just shut up

 No.399687

>>399645
Reported for drama outside of /b/

 No.399688

Moved to >>>/social/4242.



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 No.399633[Reply]

We all know Dreck but what about Jrek?
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 No.399662

jrek is kek

 No.399674

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Please don't start this anti-ogre shit again.

R.I.P. Terk the red and dead

 No.399682

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>>399634
I have find another picture of him, higher resolution.

 No.399684

>>399682
haha. Sin City is awesome

 No.399686

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>>399682
It's fucking strange you'd post that because that's literally what I was reminded of as I typed that post.



 No.399648[Reply]

I hate to say this but this video is so true…

 No.399649

same

 No.399651

Disliked and reported for blasphemy.

 No.399675

hello my name is donkey knoxville
and welcome to shrekass

 No.399681

What IS this shit?!



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