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No. 36807 [Reply]

Post your Shrek stories in this thread!

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>Be me
>Be 18
>Bought new supreme box logo tee
>Walking to the local onion farm for some layered munchies
>Buy 5 onions
>Onion ist drek says onion man
>Onion man rips his face off, Bach is revealed.
> Shreak is drek, obey Schwack.
> Back has just realeased his fashion line for 2014. And ist the fashion of ze world.
> Bach ist schwack, wearing Yves laurent and rick owens.
>Shreak ist drek, his clothes has no layers and poor colour mixture. Not enough green
>Now please my bratwurst shaped penis and obey the schwack while i fiddle with mein arschloch.
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No. 41787 [Reply]

post here if you want people to come to /chat/ instead of making an entire thread for it.
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Hard ch@ing

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No. 43197 [Reply]

iOnion, I was there when you gave your life for the killing of Dreks, How do you post from the Great Swamp?


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I think this is a different iOnion but i dunno man. Just blaze it :^)

*also, we don't take kindly to broseaus around here. Post more Shrek**


ionion is still dead. No one knows who the new ionion is.

Also post stuff like this on /rp/. /shr/ is for SHREK related stuff.


I know who he is…



Death is hindrance.

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No. 43213 [Reply]

Ok, so this I know this guy and when my buddies and I started talking about the shrekoning, he wanted to know. I showed him the site, and some stories, and he loved it. However, once told of drek, he immediately started thinking it would be funny to say drek is love, drek is life, shrek is love etc. this continued for about 2 days, and he even misinformed another friend of ours that drek was the true ogrelord. He must have received a message from shrek, because today when my buddies and I met up, he said he wanted to know if there is anyway he could be forgiven, and return to being a believer in shrek. I proposed that if shrek chan decides he is worthy as long as he gives up his drek ways forever, he will be welcome again. Of course I also know that even if we forgive him, he may never be pure in the eyes of the true ogrelord, but its worth a shot. What do u guys say?


He must prove his dedication to shrek, he must watch shrek 2 over 6,000 times with an onion in his asshole


He must shove onions in his anus, watch shrek movies for many, many hours, eat nothing but onions, pray to Shrek, etc. etc. until Shrek comes and forgives him


Thank you for your suggestions. I hope he learned his lesson.

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No. 43195 [Reply]

To to the one who made the Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life video… I know it was an attempt to create brogres, but all it did was cause more Drecks to flood here. To you, sir, I say what have you done… The new dreckonning is beginning, now that all these drecks are coming on here saying "it's not ogre til i say it's ogre" and "shrek is love" in vain attempts to appease the Ogrelord… to you, I say you should leave Shrekchan never to return… May the Ogrelord shine favor upon you. Your time here is ogre.


>Implying you're not a newfiona



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I agree, the video has caused WAY more bad than good… Shrekism has become mainstream and there is nothing we can do about it now…

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No. 43210 [Reply]

Please help, who is dreck and what is the meaning shrek is love I tried to look up on the internet but people think it is just a meme.




nice b8


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No. 43191 [Reply]

i love SHREK


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Carl is not dreck

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No. 42405 [Reply]

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Get out.


Acid is one hell of a drug


'the shit it not even funny
Memes are BAD as it is but this…


Just plain disrespectful

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No. 43192 [Reply]

it was sung in the shrekian gospel that one day 3 divine brogres, each carrying within them the mark of the ogrelord would descent the swamp heavens - returning to earth to consolidate all the brogres of the world and bring forth the word of shrek.

They're here now, among us. But who are they? It's…best that you dont know :^)




you will se when the time comes, friend

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No. 43190 [Reply]

It's not ogre til' I say it's ogre…

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